Support

Need help? That's unfortunate. Here's our FAQ (Fake Annoying Questions):

• Q: I'm offended!
  A: Good. That means it's working.
• Q: Why your first game not so offensive?
  A: We decided to start with something a bit more... manageable. Let us cook.
• Q: How do I get a refund?
  A: You don't. Just kidding, there is an option to refund in the Steam store. But why, brother?

Still need help? Scream into the void or try turning it off and on again. If that doesn't work, contact us (see Contact page). We might read it. Maybe.