Support

Need help? That's unfortunate. Here's the FAQ (Fake Annoying Questions):

• Q: I'm offended!
  A: Good. That means it's working.
• Q: Why your first game not so offensive?
  A: I decided to start with something a bit more... manageable. Let me cook.
• Q: How do I get a refund?
  A: You don't. Just kidding, there is an option to refund in the Steam store. But why, brother?

Still need help? Try turning it off and on again. If that doesn't work, contact me (see Contact page). I'll probably read it.